me every morning
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
idk I think I look pretty good
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
my six selfies
I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.